Wednesday, July 05, 2006

Sad News To Report...

After years of stealing, lying and committing fraud, Enron founder Kenneth "The Grinch" Lay died today. Doctors speculate that Lay's heart gave out when he realized that his days of thievery had finally come to an end. Kenneth Lay was 64 years old. He will be missed by no one...

4 comments:

gw said...

ouch. Dolf, you're cruel.

What I want to know is, how is this guy, after being convicted of crushing thousands of people's life savings, still "vacationing" in Coloardo? Shouldn't he have been behind bars somewhere?

10 bucks says Skilling doesn't spend a day in jail either.

Anonymous said...

This just in from the French government:

"WE SURRENDER." - Upon hearing their goal will be under attack by the Italians.

Dolf said...

FYI. Because of this bastard's perfectly timed death, all of the money he stole will most likely remain in the hands of his family.

For whatever reason, all of the time and effort (and tax dollars!) that were put into convicting Lay are now for naught!

fxrsjoe said...

Actually Dolf, I think there will probably be civil lawsuits to recover money - might be tougher with his demise.