Thursday, December 13, 2007

Hannah Montana Found Dead in Cincinnati!

Cincinnati, OH (DZ) - Hannah Montana was found dead last night of an apparent heroin overdose. The 44-year old "Montana", whose real name is Brenda J. Holzberger, was a well-known prostitute and Cincinnati native.

Her frozen body was discovered around 2:00am on Pete Rose Way near U.S. Bank Arena. Those close to her said she was apparently distraught by the University of Cincinnati's loss to Xavier in last night's Crosstown Shootout.

More on this breaking story as details emerge.

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