Tuesday, April 15, 2008



guh-bard said...

Congrats and Happy Birthday Dolf, this is for you....

Mother, mother ocean, I have heard you call,
Wanted to sail upon your waters
since I was three feet tall.
You've seen it all, you've seen it all.

Watch the men who rode you,
Switch from sails to steam.
And in your belly you hold the treasure
that few have ever seen, most of them dreams,
Most of them dreams.

Yes, I am a pirate two hundred years too late.
The cannons don't thunder there's nothin' to plunder
I'm an over forty victim of fate
Arriving too late, arriving too late.

I've done a bit of smugglin'
I've run my share of grass.
I made enough money to buy Miami,
But I pissed it away so fast,
Never meant to last, never meant to last.

I have been drunk now for over two weeks,
I passed out and I rallied and I sprung a few leaks,
But I've got to stop wishin',
Got to go fishin', I'm down to rock bottom again.
Just a few friends, just a few friends.

I go for younger women, lived with several awhile
And though I ran away, they'll come back one day.
And still could manage a smile
It just takes awhile, just takes awhile.

Mother, mother ocean, after all these years I've found
My occupational hazard being my occupations
just not around.
I feel like I've drowned,
Gonna head uptown.

Dolf said...

Thanks Guh-bard for the classic rock inspired wishes...

GW said...

Happy birthday D. You don't look a day over 39 and a half.

WTF??? said...


A belated happy birthday! The years have definitely been better to you than they have to me! ;) You look great! Keep on entertaining us!

Dolf said...

Thanks GW! What an original sentiment! You need a new joke writer... Come big or don't come at all bra...

Thanks WTF??? You flatter me...

Hopefully the DolfZone will be around for ANOTHER 40 years and continue to entertain people around the globe. And quite possibly, other universes...

Dolf said...

guh-bard, one more thing... you need to get that cool black & white-to-color gradient effect that I used on this pic into Photoshop Express. i love that effect!