Say hello to my little friend!

"Max Pacino"

Max as Al Pacino as Tony Montana in Scarface...

Looks like we've found Max's 2012 Halloween costume. This is my gangsta-riffic, pimpalicious First Communion attire from 1976. My mom has (for some reason) kept and preserved it in near-perfect condition.

The toy gun in the photo is also circa 1976.

The Simpsons

Max is not happy about "The Simpsons" possibly ending its run this year... As much as I love the show, I think it might be the right time to wrap things up. I watched "The Simpsons" religiously for the first ten years or so but then starting catching fewer and fewer episodes as the show entered its second decade. There are only so many tales to tell... 


"Family Guy" is quickly approaching this territory. It will be interesting to see how long that show will go on. Obviously millions of dollars are on (or off) the table. It's tough to walk away from that kind of money. Right Seth?? 


Now that I look back, I think Seinfeld had it right. Go out on top! Or more precisely, take a dip and end it! 

The 2011 Dolf Zone Excellence in Television Awards

The 2011 Dolf Zone Excellence in Television Awards (2010/11  Season) go to the following programs:  

• Game of Thrones (HBO)
• Boardwalk Empire (HBO)
• Louie (FX) 
• Spartacus: Gods of the Arena (Starz) 
• Tosh.O
• Dexter
• Justified (FX) 
• Community (NBC) 
• Red Eye with Greg Gutfeld (Fox News) 
• Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO) 
• Family Guy (Fox)
• South Park (Comedy Central)
• Curiosity (Discovery)

If you haven't had a chance to watch any of these shows do yourself a favor and track them down on DVD, NetFlix, Hulu, Quickster, Kwickster, Qwikster, or any other means at your disposal. 

In the next few days, I will announce the coveted "Best Show of the Year" award. Stay tuned! 

"Circa 1973"

That's me screaming at a family dinner many years ago...

I'm posting this with the Blogger app for iOS. Pretty slick.

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Let the Games Begin!

As much as I love Twitter, I need to start blogging again! Although I am a firm believer in "brevity is the soul of wit" there are topics that require more than the 140 characters that Twitter allows.

I need to rev up my brain again and long form writing is the key.

Hmmm... What to write about? Usually I write best from a place of anger and rage. If there was just something or someone that I was mad at right now...